Birth Order

don't panic ...I am not pregnant just thought I would share this with you.
YOUR CLOTHES.
1st baby; begin to wear maternity as soon as pregnancy is confirmed.
2nd baby; You wear regular clothes as long as you can.
3rd baby; Your maternity clothes are your regular clothes!!!

PREPARING FOR THE BIRTH.
1st baby; you practice your breathing religously
2nd baby;you don't bother you remember last time breathing
did not do a thing.
3rd baby; you ask for an epidural in the 8 th month!!!!

THE LAYETTE.
1st baby;You wash them colour cor ordinate them and put them away neatly in babys little drawer
2nd baby;you check to make sure the clothes are clean and only throw away thoses with the biggest stain.
3rd baby;Boys can wear pink can't they???

WORRIES
1st baby;At the first sign of distress ...a whimper, a frown...you pick the baby up to cuddle.
2nd baby; You pick up the baby when it threatens to wake your 1st born
3rd baby; you teach you 3 yr old to rewind the mechanicle swing.

DUMMY
1st baby;if the dummy falls on the floor you put it away until you get home and then wash it and sterilise it.
2nd baby;When the dummy falls out of the babys mouth you squirt with orange juice from the bottle
3rd baby; You wipe it on your shirt and pop it back in the babys mouth.

5 more later....I do not agree with all theses statements but you do become more relaxed the more babies you have.