Blonde Joke

Blonde in the Casino

An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived and bet twenty-thousand
dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude".
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and
squealed..."YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.

that was a great joke.....goes to show us women are not all stupid......even when blond..xxxx

Exactly lol

lol

Heres another blonde joke

A blind
man wanders into an all-girls' biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar
stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while over a
couple of beers, he yells to the server, "Hey, you wanna hear a blond
joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
voice the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is
only fair -- given that you're blind -- that you should know five things:
1.
The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blond
girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175 lb. blond woman with a black belt in
karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional
weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blond and a professional
wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five
times."

LOL

oh that was good....xxxx

pmsl

hehehe I love blonde jokes!! although I shouldn't as I am a natural blonde!

LOL........ There both funny!

They are both very good jokes just aswell us blondes can take the jokes