The Middle Wife.

I got this sent to me as an e-mail the other day. Just want to share it with you guys!


I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids
> myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own
> second-grade classroom a few years back.
>
> When I was a kid, I loved "show-and-tell." So I always have a few
> sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually,
> show-and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model
> airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never,
> ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If theywant to lug it
> in to school and talk about it, they're welcome.
>
> Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing
> kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a
> pillow stuffed under her sweater.She holds up a snapshot of an infant.
> 'This is Luke, my baby brother, and I'm going to tell you about his
> birthday.'
>
> 'First, Mum and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then Dad
> put a seed in my Mum's stomach, and Luke grew in there. He ate for nine
> months through an umbrella cord.' She's standing there with her hands on
> the pillow, and I'm trying not to laugh and wishing I had my camcorder
> with me. The kids are watching her in amazement. Erica continued.....'Then,
> about two
> Saturdays ago, my Mum starts saying and going, 'Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh!' Erica
> puts a hand behind her back and groans. 'She walked around the house
> for, like an hour, 'Oh, oh, oh!' Now this kid is doing a hysterical
> duck walk and groaning.
>
> 'My Dad called the middle wife. She delivers babies, but she doesn't
> have a sign on the car like the Domino's pizza man. They got my Mum to lie
> down in bed like this.' Then Erica lies down with her back against the
> wall.
>
> 'And then, pop! My Mum had this bag of water she kept in there in case
> he got thirsty, and it just blew up and spilled all over the bed, like
> psshhheew!' This kid has her legs spread with her little hands miming
> water flowing away. It was too much!
> 'Then the middle wife starts saying 'push, push,' and 'breathe,
> breathe. They started counting, but never even got past ten. Then, all
> of a sudden, out comes my brother. He was covered in yucky stuff that
> they all said it was from Mum's play-center, so there must be a lot of
> toys inside there.'
>
> Then Erica stood up, took a big theatrical bow and returned to her seat.
>
> I'm sure I applauded the loudest. Ever since then, when it's
> show-and-tell day, I bring my camcorder, just in case another 'Middle
> Wife' comes along.

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